I bought a bright orange stuffed crab to cushion my teacher stool a while back. One day I went to sit down and "Crabby" had a little sticky note on him that read:
Rapidly approaching 33 years of age and my gourmet EBM (everything but married) is still putting up with me, but my dog sitter just asked what I am doing to keep my dog's weight down. Poor girl!
P.S. EBM I made up. "Boyfriend" feels a little too 15-year-old.
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