Monday, October 5, 2009

Toots Twice

Event A: When asked why he didn't want to sit near everyone else in class, the kiddo replied that he farts a lot and and doesn't want the other kids to have to smell it. Quite considerate, don't you think?

Event B: Another fourth grader squatted down while cleaning his ever-messy desk and let one rip. He quickly excused himself and then added, "That one snuck up on me."

Yes, these things really happened on the same day.

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